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Privacy Policy

If you’re here, you probably care about how your data is used, so here’s the deal:

  • What I collect: If you sign up for my newsletter, drop a comment, or buy me a coffee (I wish), I might collect your name, email, and IP address. No creepy tracking, just the basics.

  • How I use it: To send you cool updates, reply to your messages, or improve the site with analytics.

  • Who I share it with: No one shady, promise. Third-party tools like Google Analytics or email services may process some data, but only to keep things running smoothly.

If you ever want your data wiped, just give me a shout at Missy@functinalhippies.com.


Terms of Service

By using Functional Hippies, you agree to:

  • Be nice – no trolling, spamming, or generally being a pain.

  • Don’t steal my stuff – all content here is ours unless otherwise stated. Feel free to share, but credit would be much appreciated.

Breaking the rules? I reserve the right to remove comments, block users, or send you a very disappointed hippie vibe. 🌿


Cookie Policy

By continuing to browse our site, you’re agreeing to our use of cookies as described below.

What Are Cookies?

Cookies are small text files stored on your device when you visit a website. They help websites function better, track usage, and personalise your experience. Don’t worry, they won’t fill up your backpack or weigh you down.

How We Use Cookies

We use cookies to:

  • Improve Your Experience: Cookies help us remember your preferences, so you don’t have to keep resetting them.

  • Analyse Performance: We use tools like Google Analytics to understand how people use our site, allowing us to improve content and layout.

  • Affiliate Links: Some cookies track clicks on affiliate links. If you purchase something through these links, we may earn a small commission at no extra cost to you. These cookies are essential for tracking sales and ensuring we get credit for referrals.

Types of Cookies We Use

  • Essential Cookies: These are necessary for the website to function. They can’t be switched off in our systems.

  • Performance Cookies: These help us understand how visitors interact with our site.

  • Affiliate Tracking Cookies: These let our affiliate partners know we sent you their way.

Managing Cookies

You have control over your cookie preferences. Most browsers allow you to:

  • Accept or reject cookies

  • Delete cookies stored on your device

  • Set your browser to alert you when cookies are being used

For more detailed guidance, check your browser’s help section.

Third-Party Services

We may also use third-party services that place their own cookies to track site performance or affiliate links. These services have their own privacy policies, and we encourage you to review them.

Updates to This Policy

We may update this Cookie Policy from time to time to reflect changes in our practices or legal requirements. Check back occasionally to stay informed.


Disclaimer

We’re passionate about sharing helpful info, but we are  not a lawyer, doctor, financial advisor, or wizard. Any advice here is based on experience, research, and opinions – but it’s not professional advice. Do your own research, consult an expert if needed, and make choices that work for you.

Also, some of our links might be affiliate links – meaning if you click and buy, I may earn a small commission (at no extra cost to you). It helps keep the site running, and I only recommend stuff I genuinely like. 


Refund & Return Policy: 

Shop coming soon….🤞


Still awake? Congrats! 🎉 If you have any questions about my policies, feel free to contact me at Missy@functionalhippies.com or via my contact page.

Now go forth and enjoy the good vibes. 🌿✨

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